Dork in the Road Flask

SKU: ditr-flask

Sale price$24.95

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Color: Black
In stock (26 units), ready to be shipped

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Dork in the Road Flask

At the end of a long day of riding, nothing beats relaxing by the campfire sipping your favorite spirit…except maybe doing so out of the most EXCELLENT beverage container on the planet. Join the Dork Side in style with this rugged and durable metal flask. This stainless steel vessel is tough enough to protect your beverage of choice while bouncing around inside your pannier all day and coated in stealth black so you can easily “augment” your soft drink without arousing suspicion or being obligated to share.

This is not like those other paltry 8 ounce flasks. This is 9 FULL ounces of liquid possibility.

Other potential uses for this ultra-durable accessory:
Kickstand puck for soft ground
Kicker for tough log hops
Prop up an uneven chair leg
Emergency tent stake hammer

Your purchase includes an “Internet Riding Buddy” sticker for the back side of the flask so no matter how you hold it, the world will know that you are committed to Dorky shenanigans.

Product Features:

  • Your purchase includes an “Internet Riding Buddy” sticker - not attached.
  • High-Grade 18/8 (304) Stainless Steel - highly durable and corrosion-resistant.
  • BPA Free
  • Never Lose Cap
  • DuraGrip Powder Coat Finish - proprietary finish is both ultra-durable and provides a textured surface for a sure grip. 


  • Dimensions:  5.75 x 3.25 x 1.2"
  • Capacity:  9oz / 266ml

Use and Cleaning Instructions:

  • Prior to use, wash inside with liquid soap and warm water, then rinse thoroughly until the water is clear of soapy residue.
  • Air dry completely before storage.
  • This flask is for pure spirits only. No carbonated, surgery drinks, or fruit juices.

Made in China

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